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A brief who's who - some of the people within the walls of Northern Diver . . .
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Mike Armitage
CEO - Currently in retirement with a 26 year old unnatural blonde.
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Ian Evans
Projects Manager - Often seen painted pink with yellow spots and falls about a lot.
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Melanie Gildart
Sales Manager (export) - Floats like a butterfly, waddles like a duck. Likes toyboys.
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Cathy Rooney
Sales - 'Handy' to have around when the party gets rough. Voted miss Luscious 1999. |
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David Witt
Managing Director - Grumpy banker with a penchant for loooose women.
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Terry Cain
Field Sales Executive - Also social secretary, staff welfare, ex-Billy Smarts Circus, Blackpool. |
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Andy Bolton
Production Supervisor - More rings than a curtain pole. |
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Jean Wooding
Production Manager - Topiary expert and always there for the craic. |
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Christine Fitzpatrick
Company Secretary - Company gumshoe with obvious Scottish origins. |
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Carl Stevens
Warehouse Manager - Never complains, never smiles. |
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Neil Tordoff
Sales - Gel boy. A 'firm' favourite with ladies (and his mum and nan). |
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Jamie Slater
Sales - It's a pity he fell off his bike when a youngster and caught his nostrils in the pedals. |
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Sue Bains
Accounts - Shark bait when in black leather. |
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Janet Bolton
Quality Supervisor - Easily laid back when drunk. |
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